my cat plays fetch with the drawstring she pulled from my hoodie but some amusing side effects:

– when she walks with it she has to waddle so she doesn’t step on it

– when she does step on it she falls flat on her gay baby face 

– she also interrupts herself mid-jump by stepping on it and falls short of jumping onto things

– sometimes the string gets caught on the end of the bed and she yells at me until i reach forward and throw it again