God-Tier TAZ lines

felixvanhuss:

mothman-pseudanthium:

“The memory of my grandfather’s name died long before I was born!”

“Magnus. This is the nightmare scenario.”

“God liiieeed to meeeee”
“I’m Taako? You know, from TV?”

“I’m not leaving without that fish.”

“You’re DATING the GRIM REAPER?”

“A witch kissed me and cursed me so that anytime anyone yells a secret word, I have to attend to their every need. And that word is my fucking name, Jenkins.”

“You and the box both drink POSION. And you survive but the box has died.”

“Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”

“No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing.”

“I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck.”

…..just to add a couple

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