– You can’t stop me, I can jump wherever I want
– Well that was rude
– Hey boys
– Oh shit, fuck
– Fucking shades I hate you
– Please someone stop me from burning to death that would be marvellous
– Oh fuck goddamn
– Why are there so many damn shades I really fucking hate shades
– What are we doing kids?? Are we all dying like i am??
– If I die then we’ll know we did the wrong thing
– Why are you Welsh?? You’re a bloody elf that doesn’t make any sense!
– Shut the fuck up you sexy dwarf
– Fucking Welsh elves, telling me what to do
– (Manic laughter, strawberry lace dangling out of mouth)
– Sorry I made you jump off a tower
– Yes let’s kill them all (giggles) dead. Death death death.
More things I have said while playing DA:I: Fallow Mire Edition
– Bastarding marsh zombies (sings) I’ll kill you all with fire, and then who will be laughing, IT WILL BE ME
– Oh great a walking bastard
– (Sings) I don’t want to do this at all, there are so many, this sucks ass
– Ok we’re gonna try a new tactic boys, we’re gonna run like the blazes
– Well done boys, we got through that by running blindly
– Eugh there are so many zombies and I can’t be bothered to fight them all (sings) even though she would win, let’s face it, she is the best
– OH SHIT I FELL IN THE MARSH
– (Sings) let’s just run, zombies can’t run, their legs are dead (pause) OH SHIT WAIT THEY CAN
– Got him, now he’s double dead
– Oh good, here come the zombies, (sings) DO DO DO DOOOOO
– I’m going to be honest with you bubs, I need to play AT LEAST 7 more hours of dragon age today
– Oh good, a RAGE demon (sings) just to shake things up a little bit
– (Sings) everyone come down and help me please, cause I am fucking dying
– OH MY GOD LET ME BURN THEM
– Why are you guys fighting from here, when I’m down in a fucking pit?! …fucking morons
– Why the PISS am I on fire?!
Final update because this has got out of hand but I also can’t shut my mouth while playing
ahh solus you fool, i can play you like a fiddle
(chants) cut scene cut scene CUT SCENE CUT SCENE
fuck you solus i didn’t invite you
I WANT TO FIGHT THE DEMONS (…) wait do I?
(sings) In the mountain, the scary mountain, the dwarves are getting dressed… what are they wearing, they look so cool, and i want to look my best
Look at his stupid hat! …i love him
why yes i WILL loot your body
LETS. GO. THERE’S A FUCKING DRAGON LADS.
Things I have said while playing Dragon Age: Inquisition so far, as recorded by my flatmate
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