chefpyro:

Highwayman: Your money or your life!

Me, the Last Dragonborn, Dragon of the North, Harbinger of the Companions, Arch-Mage of the College of Winterhold, Guildmaster of the Thieves Guild, Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Protector of Solitude, Thane of Nine Holds, Champion of the Nine Divines and of Sixteen Daedric Princes: oh no