me watching romance: oh god i cant watch this this is so cliche and weird and i am feeling secondhand embarrassment
me watching reality television: oh god i cant watch this why do these things keep happening this is so bad
me watching horror: oh god i cant watch this wHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN TELL ME WHEN ITS OVER PLEASE GOD NO
me watching comedy: oh god i cant watch this the sECOND HAND EMBARRAS S M EN T I CANT HANDLE THIS JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
me watching action thrillers: oh god i cant watch this thERES TOO MUCH SUSPENSE IM GOING TO DIEEEE
me watching anything: oh god i cant watch this