followthebluebell:

“So what’s your job like?”

“Well, the other day a co-worker and I stopped mid-sentence because we heard a cat fart and start to poop so we had to celebrate.”

“…”

“…well, she’s been on chemotherapy and it’s really hard on her intestines.  Any time she poops on her own is a cause for celebration.”

“…”

“That doesn’t make it sound much better, does it.”