just team skull things

flyingbakabunny:

• back flipping off the chandelier onto a mattress
• having a rap battle over the last slice of cold pizza
• the grunts are in a constant competition to see who can find guzma the tiniest cutiefly
• most of the bottles in guzmas room are there for the aesthetic also cuz maybe he likes to smash things now and then
• when he gets drunk he screams abt losing to 11 yr olds
• guzmas bed is so fuckin big because either golispod or some grunts crawl in if/when they have nightmares
• they all dye their hair w/each other and the bathroom after is an absolute mess and they play rock paper scissors to see who has to clean it. no one does and the sink and tub is stained pink and blue
• one time guzma got dye in his eye and tried to play it off like he meant to do it
• on a completely separate occasion he got bleach in his eye
• plumeria does all the hair cutting
• this is bcuz guzma used to do it and the grunt beanie was made a part of the uniform to hide the bad haircut shame
• guzma actually doesnt do anything to get his hair tht fluffy, it just is and no one knows why
• a group meme is blurry pictures of guzma captioned with “#cryptidsighting”