schneezusweiss:

audiaphilios:

hobbitystmarymorstan:

peardita:

past me: canon is sacred I must carefully fact-check everything to make sure it is canon-compliant

present me: canon is a box of scraps in a cave I’m gonna tear that shit apart throw away 90% of it and out of the good bits build something absolutely beautiful and amazing

I actually was going to submit this one to @ao3tagoftheday :

credit to @mazarin221b

@anneapocalypse