trent the treant??? the whole scene with trent the treant??? “MY BUTT!! MY BUTT!! I WAS JUST BORN AND YOU GUYS CUT OFF MY BUTT!!” guys i havent seen a single piece of fanart of trent the treant thats my favorite scene in that arc
“your name is… of course… taako. just kidding. thats mine–HOW ABOUT YOU GUESS MY--i cast magic missile”
angus saying “bye i love you” to the tres horny boys through the stone of farspeech
“GOD LIED”
robot jenkins’s “thats right motherfuckers. i said id smell you later… consider yourselves smelled.”
magnus literally eating the philosophers stone
when magnus BROKE INTO THE BUREAU OF BALANCE JAIL AND KIDNAPPED TWO PEOPLE SO HE COULD TALK TO PRINGLES