itsthighnoon:

gabriel reyes

• makes dead guy puns
• pulls pranks on his friends
• adopted mccree
• has zero filter and will bluntly tell his son his outfit is ridiculous
• conclusion: he is dad

jack morrison

• “bACK IN MY DAY WE’D HAVE THIS PAYLOAD DELIVERED ALREADY”
• “feeling… SPRY”
• “im not a young man anymore”
• has a grumpy halloween spray 
• conclusion: not actually dad—he is cranky grandpa